I wonder...

[no_tannenbaum]

When I think about it, I wonder if perhaps, it would be best were there to be a course on self defense. Would anyone be interested in learning how to defend themselves from--

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Ah... Ignore that "instructional video." I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next person, but that is just silly. Come on, now. Fresh fruit? Who needs a

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[cotton_eyed]

...it all seems pretty silly.

[no_tannenbaum]

Indeed. Fresh fruit! Honestly!

[cotton_eyed]

What's a "loganberry"?

[no_tannenbaum]

I've no idea.

[miss_34_c]

Anything's possible - I was once turned into a carrot back in my world.

[no_tannenbaum]

A carrot is not a fruit.

[miss_34_c]

Aren't you the bright one. My point was that you might not want to be too hasty in writing off the idea of "defense against fruit" as silly, especially here.

[pseudosaka]

But fruit can' be dangerous, can't it?

[saaaaaaave_me]

At least it's not fish.

[_superdork_]

You know, we had a previous counsellor who taught us self defence with frozen fish.

[saaaaaaave_me]

I shouldn't be surprised.

I got something in the mail a few days ago.

[_superdork_]

... yyyeah. About that.

[all_except_one]

Defense?