[Typed from the hospital]
It is unfortunate, but true, that my beloved and spirited student is laid up in the hospital, and thus unable to train his body. HOWEVER!! Just because training of the body must be put on hold, does not mean that training of the soul should ever cease! AND THUS!!1! We ask for your help, dear camp. Allow us to stretch our souls farther by gazing into your own! THE FINE ART OF HAIKU SHALL SEE US TO THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING. And in doing so, improve that of ours.