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[always_on_call]

[There is a grumpy gay doctor in a high high turtleneck checking his watch.

And then there is a grumpy gay doctor throwing his paperwork in the air in a display of pissy mock-celebration]

ONE YEAR OF FORCED CELIBACY. YAAAAAAAY.

Comments

[marezydoats]

It could be worse.

[always_on_call]

IT COULD BE RAINING MEN.

[marezydoats]

Don't give camp ideas.

Really, a lack of choice is rather annoying, but forced celibacy is hardly the worst thing that could've happened.

[always_on_call]

...........

Hang on, I'm still thinking.

[marezydoats]

At least you're still fed, sheltered, and in relatively good health.

[always_on_call]

So're cattle.

[marezydoats]

There are worse things than to go without sex.

[always_on_call]

Other than vital necessities?

[marezydoats]

At least there's laptops, a library, ways to entertain yourself.

[always_on_call]

But no sex.

[marezydoats]

Sex is not the be-all, end-all of everything.

[always_on_call]

No, but it helps.

[marezydoats]

Sure, but it's not like you'll be stuck here forever, so what's the use in complaining about not being able to have sex for a little while?

[always_on_call]

Because it's been a year and I've had to do without every other part of my life I can't bring with me to be happy with doing without the parts I can!