[locked to Umeda, Gojyo, Axel, and Roy. THIS IS ONE HELLA HOT LOCK.]

[always_on_call]

Right, if any of you are around and hiding contraband booze, which I don't expect but can at least hope bring it over now. Otherwise I guess I'm going to hope some of my soda's fermented and smoke a lot. I have movies. Come barracade yourself in my office for a while if you want.

((OOC: yes yes, I know, locks bad, but there will be a public Umeda post on the 17th! Annnyway, this is all followup to this.))