ATTENTION

[the_wildcat]

GREETINGS, CAMP FUCK YOU DIE!

We're gettin' a lot of new people, so I figured it was time for me to address the masses! To everyone I don't know, I'm Takino Tomo! I'm a really important person in this camp, so I'm savin' you some trouble here by making myself available right now for you to get to know. I'm good for parties, spying on people,

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[gettin_fired_up]

Wait a sec, Tomo.....why does that name sound kinda familiar? Huh, I know-OH! You're HER~

[the_wildcat]

So you've HEARD of me!

[gettin_fired_up]

Yeah yeah! You're Kassie's friend! The one that means well, right?

[the_wildcat]

Kassie? I dunno a Kassie. And what's that supposed to mean? NOT THAT I DON'T but that doesn't sound like a compliment!

[gettin_fired_up]

Oh, that's just my nickname for 'er. She says ya call her 'Osaka'.

Ya think so? I don't know....I mean, it's good of people ta say ya have good intentions, right?

[the_wildcat]

Oh, Osaka! Yeah, I know her from home! So she MENTIONED me, eh? She said I mean well?

Well yeah but I don't just MEAN well, I AM well! Or good. Or something!

[gettin_fired_up]

She says lotsa nice stuff 'bout ya!

Err....my grammar ain't exactly the best. Or my math skills. Then again, history is hard too, cuz of all the dates, ya know. Man, I'm really lucky it turns out we aren't gettin' graded here.

[the_wildcat]

As well she SHOULD! She's pretty cool herself! You know her long? You COURTING HER? I'll have to screen you first!

Oh man, don't even talk about school! I should be startin' college and all, but I'm just fine right here slacking off!

[gettin_fired_up]

Yeah she is a pret-HEY! No! Woah there, ya got the wrong idea. I ain't c-c-c-courtin' 'er!!!! We're friends, ya know? Friends!

....I only got into my school thanks to a soccer scholarship.

[the_wildcat]

HAHAHAH sure, sure, it's fine! You might THINK that at first~

Wish I was good at a sport . . .

[gettin_fired_up]

I'm Osakan, it's just friendship! Why don't ya believe me?

You could be~ If ya join the soccer club I can teach ya how ta play!

[the_wildcat]

Because that look on your face was GREAT! So do you guys do Osakan standup together? . . . IN BED?!

Hell yeah, I can do that! I love soccer!

[gettin_fired_up]

Th-that's just.......that's like...

YEAH! We're gonna show those football players how ta play real FOOT-ball!

[the_wildcat]

That'd be pretty messed up. Which one of you would have the mallet? Maybe she'd be like "Is it in yet?" and you'd BOP her one!

RIVALRY?!

[gettin_fired_up]

...I'm gay.

That's what it all about! Well really it's about love of the game, but rivalry is included.

[the_wildcat]

Oh. Geez, another one?

What about a love of rivalry, does that count?