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[_mr_sandman]

Tenjou, we need to have a little chat about that picture of Uchiha you posted earlier beforeIhaveapanicattackbecauseIthinkitturnedmegay.

I believe I require your assistance with regard to something related to it.

That is all.

Also, this music hurts my ears. I may have to use zombie fingers for earplugs.

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[bleedingsand]

Embrace the gay! I mean, then you get to torture Sasuke more. I have it on good authority that hitting on someone that hates you causes some brain breakage, at the least. Then comes the shudders, waves of "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME," and horny fanboys more than willing to be your sex slave. I say win-win situation!

[_mr_sandman]

Shut up and die.

...Oh, hey, did he go back in the boxxx--YEARGH

[bleedingsand]

*cute, innocent smile* But Gaara! It works so well!

It ain't working. Damn. Okay, I'll cut you a deal. There are plenty of fangirls that would love to see you gay, and fanboys willing to support the choice if it means they'd get into your bed. The thought of being in your bed probably is waves and waves of mental torture for Sasuke. So if you admit to being somewhat attracted to men, I'll teach you how to take full advantage of it and come out on top.

[_mr_sandman]

SHUT UP AND DIE. I HAVE TO SHARE THIS BODY, YOU KNOW.

[bleedingsand]

*lifts eyebrow* I do have some suggestions to make to the camp directors if you keep that shit up. Now shut up and listen.