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[mymotherthegun]

So wait... if mine is the only world with the legends of Sparda, why does everyone still celebrate Christmas?

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[_superdork_]

Dante comes down the chimney to give people presents?

[mymotherthegun]

No, that's Santa Claus.

[_superdork_]

Maybe we should ask him how he gets from one dimension to another ... after all, he owes us big time.

[mymotherthegun]

Kon, Santa is just something parents tell their kids to keep them scared.

[typed]

[manofsteal]

It's all about the presents! People like getting stuff. Even people that don't normally celebrate it want to because of that little section of everyone's brain that likes knowing there's a package under a tree somewhere with their name on it!

Re: [typed]

[mymotherthegun]

I know the whole thing has been commercialized past the point of recognition anyway, I'm just wondering.

[typed]

[manofsteal]

Someone needs to get you a copy of Charlie Brown's Christmas Special-- STAT!

Re: [typed]

[mymotherthegun]

Erm...

[yuumama]

Jesus.

[mymotherthegun]

Huh?

[yuumama]

Do just not have Jehovah's Witnesses or anything?

[mymotherthegun]

Who's whats?

[all_except_one]

The stories are about Santa?

[mymotherthegun]

Sparda.

[all_except_one]

Does that mean he gives presents and kills demons?

[mymotherthegun]

Sparda doesn't give presents.

[devilmayqueer]

*Is just hanging out. Not talking to you or anything, just watching what other's are saying. Because Christmas without Sparda? What heathenry is THAT?*

[all_except_one]

*thinking you're Santa again*

[devilmayqueer]

*Thinks you can kindly GO DIE.*

[all_except_one]

*dude the white hair and the stories Lady told him are mixing in horrible ways, so you are either Santa or an elf*