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[insertbaldjoke]

...so the name for the day's MADARAME IKKAKU, CRUSADER OF HIGH ROMANCE APPARENTLY.

Apparently!

Don't think I got the qualifications proper but eh! What can I say! Shit happens, or so the saying goes!

But I dropped by today and Yzak's been saying, hey, your bed's still empty, drop by anytime. Touched my black heart lemme tell you. So I poke my

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[lick_it_]

You have an office?

[insertbaldjoke]

Ought to, anyhow. The wing's just room, room, room, room, lab, room, room and I gotta find something to do with the space. Then again if I got an office I'd wanna work in it and shit and that's just plain not in the right.

[lick_it_]

...

[insertbaldjoke]

Like that.

C'mon. You said no violence, right?

[overacting]

You don't have an office.

[insertbaldjoke]

Who told you!

[overacting]

You're not an office-person type.

[insertbaldjoke]

...hey, lookit the chain of command for a second. Captain, Vice Captain, me, between the three of us who the hell's gonna get anything done, huh? FIRST TWO GUESSES DON'T COUNT. I do the responsible thing sometimes!

[cock_my_gun]

I think I missed somethin'.

[insertbaldjoke]

S'okay, Dee, I know you were busy.

[cock_my_gun]

I was?

[insertbaldjoke]

Sure you were! You were doing other things. More important things. Productive things.

[u_jerk]

...

[insertbaldjoke]

[u_jerk]

And now you're going to make everything better.

[insertbaldjoke]

Call it a push in the right direction? But sometimes push goes to shove aaand, well, we all know how tough love works, right!

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . "crusader of high romance"?

[insertbaldjoke]

THEY WILL CALL ME "LOVE WARRIOR MADARAME," AND THEN I WILL HURT THEM.

[toiletseat_girl]

Not if I hurt them first.

[insertbaldjoke]

No?