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[gettin_fired_up]

Geh! I feel so...dirty. When I said I wanted to sleep outside, I wasn't expecting to wake up spooned against some giant purple ape. I know men don't go back on their word, but most men don't have to worry about whether or not they'll still be a virgin when they wake up

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[paopuprincess]

Hi Nakatsu! Did you sleep in the forest or something?

[gettin_fired_up]

Yes....it was......well......I don't really want to talk about it Kairi *will probably have nightmares for years*.

*perks up* But I'm going to continue my training, I'm not giving up! This was just a minor set back in the "Super Macho Nakatsu Revolution!"

Lee even offered to teach me Ninja stuff!

[paopuprincess]

"Super Macho Nakatsu Revolution"?

[gettin_fired_up]

Uh huh! It's my plan to become the kind of man anyone would love to stand by! That's why the grizzly man magazines, I mean, lumberjacks ARE the experts on manliness!

[fingeroflife]

The hospital should still have rooms available, if you can find no better alternative.

[gettin_fired_up]

Oh wow! Thanks for the offer! I'll definitely keep that in mind. *sticks out hand* Nakatsu, and you are?

[fingeroflife]

*handshake* Francescu Gargamel; it is a pleasure, Nakatsu. I would ask whether you are newly arrived, but...

[gettin_fired_up]

Heh, if I weren't a newcomer I would have known better than to have slept outside, huh? *feels stupid AND used* I feel the need to take like 50 showers.

[thelil_mermaid]

So... are you still a virgin?

[gettin_fired_up]

Hard to believe, I know. I'm saving myself for my special person! Is that uncommon here? Gah, lord knows this place is over-sexed. Every morning I'd wake up to forest animals dry humping my legs.....

[thelil_mermaid]

Wouldn't know, only been here for a week! I'd save myself too though.

If they keep doing that, probably means they're under-sexed right?

[gettin_fired_up]

Huh.....didn't think of it like that. *impressed* Woah! You're pretty smart! *compared to Nakatsu most people ARE really smart* What's your name pal? Play any sports?

[have_wanderlust]

Well met, Nakatsu -- and why would you want to battle nature?

[gettin_fired_up]

To become a REAL MAN. I actually came here to train myself and become a man worth my special person's love. When I come home they'll definitely fall for me!

[have_wanderlust]

... So, your custom is to defeat nature to achieve maturity, so your special person will accept your feelings?

[gettin_fired_up]

Err....yes... I think? All I know is that I've read a lot of books where boys go into the "jungle" and come out men so..... *is pretty dense*

[positive_print]

...Nakatsu-kun.

[paopuprincess]

Do you know him, Akiha?

[positive_print]

Yes! He's from my world!

Hi, Kairi.

[paopuprincess]

Hi, Akiha!

So another person from your world came. He's not another nephew, is he?