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[_superdork_]

Party in the Mess Hall. You're all invited -- and Bart and I have been working hard to make suitably festive hats for all of you, yeah, even you new guys, so you'd better come on over. We got cake in the shape of underwear (thanks Mr Minagawa) and underwear in the shape of cake (thanks tree). One happening occasion, as it should be -- after all,

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[classprotector]

Not sure I should ask where that rhyme was going.

[_superdork_]

It's a traditional thing.

[classprotector]

I never heard it with zombie guts before. Which is kinda surprising, cuz Hellmouth.

You did a good job.

[_superdork_]

I figured Kal was worth the extra effort.

Well, yeah. Bart helped too.

[imma_eat_yr_bra]

:?

[_superdork_]

Yeah, Kal. It's your birthday. You know what that means?

[imma_eat_yr_bra]

>>>>:D

[_superdork_]

... well, yeah, you do get to wear a pirate hat, but even more exciting than that.

[getrhythmic]

Are hats mandatory?

[_superdork_]

It is a birthday party.

[getrhythmic]

... I don't think I've been to one of those before. As such, I'm unfamiliar with the rules.

[_superdork_]

Seriously? Then it's high time you did. Here, you can have this nice purple hat and I'll get you some cake.

[im_impulse]

I dunno, how often do people celebrate a first birthday? I mean, is it your first year or first celebration even if you maybe aren't a year and-

Kal don't eat the wax!

[_superdork_]

Well, I guess you only celebrate your first once, 'cause after that it's not a first whichever criteria you go by--

Kal! Listen to your Uncle!

[im_impulse]

But if you turned one maybe that's your first birthday and then when you really celebrate it then it counts double an-

Hey, if you get full on just one then you're definitely not getting two candles for your next birthday!

[_superdork_]

Could be. At any rate this is Kal's first birthday party ever, so I think it counts for something special.

Man. Kids today.

[overacting]

Kal's one?

[_superdork_]

Yup. Pretty advanced for his age, huh.

[overacting]

I assume you'll be the good parent and not let him overindulge in his gifts?

[_superdork_]

You brought gifts?