ATTENTION~

[the_wildcat]

I'm kinda bored . . . but HEY, we're gettin' lots of new people! I started thinking about stuff I did here when I was brand new and I didn't really know anyone yet. Of course that didn't last LONG, because everyone wanted to get to know me right away, but we all have our time of Newbiehood

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[cockroachangel]

Having fun?

[the_wildcat]

Well, I'm TRYING! Yo Mom!

[cockroachangel]

Think people're actually gonna tell you sensitive information about themselves? And I'm not a fucking mom.

[the_wildcat]

Dunno, but it's worth a try! I might get something good, or at least funny! Well Boss isn't a Boss either, but I still call him Boss.

[the_wildcat]

I'm assuming you're using that word as code for something sordid. Does that mean you bottom?

[the_wildcat]

What do I mean by what?

[classprotector]

Am too.

[the_wildcat]

Then does your boyfriend know about your, uh, endowment?

[classprotector]

I stuff and we're both okay with that.

[the_wildcat]

Get on with your badass alternative-loving self, then, BatBuff!

[you_silly_ass]

*passing by*

[the_wildcat]

[trying to grab]

[you_silly_ass]

*What the hell?, Tinkles angrily*

[the_wildcat]

You grant wishes?

[snakesonanin]

If the burden of keeping all these secrets is too much for you, hey, I'm always here to listen to potentially humiliating, private stories! I'm good like that.

[the_wildcat]

Thank you, Anko! Truly you are the COUNSELOR OF COUNSELORS!

[snakesonanin]

IT IS CLEARLY MY DUTY AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT!

[the_wildcat]

And see, at least you got the hang of it! If only more people would answer like you did! It's a thick paper bag, right?