DOCTORS WANTED

[head_playboy]

Does anyone knows what to do with an unconscious fairy?

(ouch)

((WTF, you people. I thought this would be a small post before bed. I LOVE YOU. But I haven't really slept in a week, so it's time to go. Feel free to rape my post while I'm gone.))

Comments

[sisterskeeper]

...

I was wondering where she had gone to. I can take her.

[head_playboy]

*hands you Tink*

It was an accident!

[you_silly_ass]

*in neverland with Peter*

[sisterskeeper]

I'm not blaming anyone.

[catcameback]

How long is dead?

[head_playboy]

IT'S NOT DEAD!

[catcameback]

Oh. No good for cooking then! Has to be dead! Shampoo get flyswatter! Hold on!

[head_playboy]

What? NO! No one is cooking the fairy!

[always_on_call]

[opens mouth]

...

Nah. Too easy.

[head_playboy]

Don't worry. One of the doctors actually works around here.

[always_on_call]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, if you have to knock 'em out, you're doing it wrong.

[head_playboy]

[I have already two girls making fun of me. I'm not a happy camper.]

[classprotector]

Take care of it?

[head_playboy]

[finally a girl that actually helps]

Yes, the doctor is seeing her right now.

[classprotector]

Did you make her a little bed? That's what I did when I found a hurt raccoon.

[head_playboy]

I'll see what the doctor says.

[shes_my_master]

Give it sugar?

[head_playboy]

...that's actually a nice idea!

[shes_my_master]

Unfortunately, sugar has been banned at camp for some time.