. . . Uh.

[constant_craver]

So I scraped together a little change and thought, hey, maybe a soda would be nice and, hey, the hospital's got vending machines, great!

And then stuff happened and I'm never going anywhere near those machines again.

For those of you interested in a more specific definition of stuff, check this out:




...Yeah. The area around the machines is crawling with those things. And they talk oh God.