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Well. That was different.
I'd like to thank those who looked out for me while I was a child or, at the very least, didn't psychologically traumatise me during my stay here. Considering that I have charge of a ten year old myself, I'm aware of how difficult that can be at times, and as such I appreciate the effort that was expended on my behalf. I can assure you that I too am aware of how disconcerting it is to see a person who you remember as being an adult suddenly be almost a foot shorter and quite bewildered as to what is going on and why are those zombies doing that with each other.
In regards to the coffee in the hospital, I believe I have discovered the reason for why we have such a short supply. I never would have thought that there were such a thing as coffee faeries - I have been corrected in regards to how to spell their species - nor would I have thought that they would consider coffee to be an aphrodesiac. It has been quite an education, although one I desperately wish I had never had. Should one wonder why it is that the staffroom on the second floor has been closed off and a crowbar wedged under the handle, that is why. I cannot stress strongly enough that you should ignore all noises from that room, especially if you have small children in your presence.
Finally ... well, I suppose there really isn't a finally. This is awkward enough already without my needing to say anything more.
I'd like to thank those who looked out for me while I was a child or, at the very least, didn't psychologically traumatise me during my stay here. Considering that I have charge of a ten year old myself, I'm aware of how difficult that can be at times, and as such I appreciate the effort that was expended on my behalf. I can assure you that I too am aware of how disconcerting it is to see a person who you remember as being an adult suddenly be almost a foot shorter and quite bewildered as to what is going on and why are those zombies doing that with each other.
In regards to the coffee in the hospital, I believe I have discovered the reason for why we have such a short supply. I never would have thought that there were such a thing as coffee faeries - I have been corrected in regards to how to spell their species - nor would I have thought that they would consider coffee to be an aphrodesiac. It has been quite an education, although one I desperately wish I had never had. Should one wonder why it is that the staffroom on the second floor has been closed off and a crowbar wedged under the handle, that is why. I cannot stress strongly enough that you should ignore all noises from that room, especially if you have small children in your presence.
Finally ... well, I suppose there really isn't a finally. This is awkward enough already without my needing to say anything more.