listen up.

[haphazardace]

Bitches best be explainin' why I ain't seen one damn dime here this whole time.

[OOC: ...n-not a virus, just. what. pimp cane will be destroyed at the end of this post. Aaaand it's broken!]

Comments

[marezydoats]

...

[haphazardace]

Talkin' 'bout some primo business we're missin' out on here.

[marezydoats]

I don't think so.

[haphazardace]

Your loss, baby.

[asdflkjgh]

...

[haphazardace]

An' they better not be tellin' me you gone and broke shit again.

[asdflkjgh]

... no.

[the_wildcat]

SHIN SHIN OH MY GOD DID YOU BREAK HIM?!

[notjealous]

They actually have to do something first.

[haphazardace]

Baby, don't be playin', now.

[notjealous]

I do not get paid if they cannot bring themselves to actually do anything.

[haphazardace]

Now why they gotta be messin' with my numero uno Irish?

[paopuprincess]

... Sakuraba?

[haphazardace]

Close, baby. Real close. You lookin' for some work there, sweet thang?

[paopuprincess]

No, I'm not looking for work. Is something wrong?

[haphazardace]

It's hard out here for a pimp. Song ain't even playin' right.

[haphazardace]

Ain't no again when I ain't even seen a dime.

[haphazardace]

Boy, you ain't goin' anywhere near my cane, you hear me?