[out by the arts and crafts hut]

[have_wanderlust]

I feel like making some decorations.

... That's not exactly what I had in mind.

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Comments

[have_wanderlust]

Hi Fletcher!

I didn't mean to put that there.

[have_wanderlust]

I'm not very good with machinery. Two of my colleagues are, but they're not here.

WHOREWHOREWHORE

[catcameback]

[swat! swat swat!]

[have_wanderlust]

[aaaargh why do cats like me?]

Yes?

[catcameback]

Nyao!

[more swatting at branches, whee!]

[have_wanderlust]

You're not one of Gwendal's cats, are you?

[raising branches because, what]

[you_silly_ass]

*s'up don't mind the fairy making the foundation for a house on you*

[have_wanderlust]

[... why]

Ah - hello?

[turning a few berries towards the source of the sparkly light]

[you_silly_ass]

*smiles at the berries and continues working, lalalala*

[catcameback]

[ooooh, you look tasty-- predatory butt wiggle!]

[thearratik]

...what are those?

[have_wanderlust]

Panthera? I'm not sure. I wanted decorations but those seem a little... indecent.

[thearratik]

They are similar to....

Oh.

Human reproductive organs perhaps?

[have_wanderlust]

Yes. I don't think I should decorate myself with them.

[zero_innocence]

...You're a tree. With penis decorations.

[have_wanderlust]

Yes, I am a tree! I'm Filif.

... I do not want to decorate myself with inflatable human genitalia.

[zero_innocence]

...Why are you a tree? That's weird.

Then why're you talking about it?

[have_wanderlust]

I'm from another planet!

I didn't mean to. My computer linked to the page of its own.