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[fake_alchemist]

MEDIC.

Comments

[fromthelostdays]

*not a doctor, but is rushing to his aid without reading the rest of the post*

[fake_alchemist]

*lounging in the greenhouse~* Hi, Heather.

[fromthelostdays]

...Well, at least I only had to come next door to find out you're joking instead of running all the way across camp.

[fake_alchemist]

If I were really injured, I don't think I'd have the presence of mind to look up how to make an lj cut.

[allyourballs]

Where I come from, it is unlawful and rude to fake an emergency, except in cases of scheduled drills.

[fake_alchemist]

Yeah, it's probably unlawful where I'm from, too.

[allyourballs]

Was there any real point to this, then?

[fake_alchemist]

Just a little harmless fun.

[twincestlol]

Do you get injured often?

[fake_alchemist]

People seem to think I do.

[twincestlol]

Is that why you're testing it?

[fake_alchemist]

I'm afraid not. I mostly just wanted to see some excitement.

[calicious]

Notice how I've stayed where I am, completely unconcerned.

[fake_alchemist]

Notice how I'm going to remember this when you get injured.

[calicious]

Getting injured is so last year.

[fake_alchemist]

But isn't one of the latest trends supposed to be not following the latest trends?

[goldielegs]

So... you're alright then?

[fake_alchemist]

No, not really.

[goldielegs]

R-really? What's wrong?

[fake_alchemist]

I was bored.