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"Earlier, when I was adjusting Athrun’s balls for Lacus, I accidentally found the way to return home. Captain-Counselor Sawyer and Cagalli happened to be nearby when I found it, so they have gone on ahead, but I just wanted to make sure everyone else knew how to do it before I followed them. Just in case we don’t all end up back in the same place, I wanted to make sure to jot down a few things to remember when you go home!
- Don’t fight. It’s not very nice and you’ll hurt the other person’s feelings.
- If the other person hurts one of your friends though, please make sure to disable them quickly.
- Hiruma? You’d better not fuck anyone back in your world. Especially Sakuraba. I think he likes picnics, so you two can have fun together I’m sure!
- I hope you end up in my world, Nishi. You can share my room after we rebuild the orphanage; Lacus sleeps with the children so there will be plenty of space.
- Mamajima? I’m really sorry but...I was in your closet again and...I’ll buy you a new pair of shoes and get them to you somehow, I promise.
- Itachi? Sasuke? You should learn how to be nice from Shinn before you go. Even though I accidentally killed his family we’re very good friends so I’m certain you two will be too.
- Stop being bad, Ishida.
I would really like to say more, but I’m sure Cagalli is getting mad at me by now. She’ll be mad at you too, Athrun, if you don’t hurry up behind us. Shinn? Don’t forget to bring your Destiny-chan. We’ll need it to help plant flowers back home. Meer, Fllay...I’m certain I’ll see you again somehow. With clothes on, please. Rey, too. But you don’t have to have clothes on if you don’t want to, Rey! You can dress however you’d like to! The choice is yours to make!
Even though you’re mean, Yzak, make sure everyone makes it back okay. I’m sure you’ll need help though, so don’t forget that Mwu will be happy to assist you.
I’ll see you in a little while, Lacus, but if anything bothers you in the mean time I’ve equipped your computer to act as a personal artillery/defense device.
Everyone be safe as you go home! General Dark Helmet promised to bring the instructions to all the cabins so you’ll all be on your way soon! Kira Yamato, Freedom-chan, taking off!"
Hohohoho. As if I’d let you little children and stupid things follow us. I WILL give you something though. I was Evil enough to bury several of my oldest, smelliest socks around Camp!! Now you will all feel the STENCH of my fully fouled and Evilest Evil yet! HOHOHOHOHOhohohoasdf;lkjouch watch where you’re sticking that thing you little ----
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