You know...

[constant_craver]

Some days--well, most days, but some days especially--I really, really like being me.

Just sayin'.

Comments

[baptismbycuddle]

I like being me, too! Except when I turn into a boy. That's a little weird.

[constant_craver]

That's a tragedy especially since you look like a member of N'Sync. So, uh, who're you usually?

[baptismbycuddle]

I'm Saya! I think I might have Sora-kun's missing Y chromosome.

[constant_craver]

...Disaster of the century, this. Eeesh.

[constant_craver]

...Holy crap.

[constant_craver]

No, it's like--you're so close to being cute, but it's all just kinda off and wrong somehow, wow. I've never seen anything quite like it! Also I feel completely comfortable saying all of this because I'm assuming you're actually a guy.

[number1idol]

. . . But the real question on everyone's minds is "Has Chisame learned enough yet to not ask?"

[constant_craver]

Oh, come on, ask, ask! You know I'll tell you anyway, you might as well get used to the idea!

[number1idol]

Never. . . . Okay, I'm asking. Consider it asked.

[constant_craver]

You know that girl Hiromi with the weird hair? I showed her some porn and I think it might've, y'know. Caused her to discover some things about herself.

[marezydoats]

...Right.

[constant_craver]

Now if only I could replicate what I just did with you, my life would be made.

[marezydoats]

And what would that be?

[constant_craver]

I showed a girl some girl-on-girl porn and it...awakened something.

[deadbeatgoeson]

You know, I asked myself "Hyde, do really wanna know?" The answer was, of course, a resounding yes. Chizuru, man, go on and enlighten me.

[constant_craver]

I think I might've turned a girl gay. ...Besides the one I'm dating.

[deadbeatgoeson]

Damn. She hot?

[constant_craver]

Pretty cute, yeah. Score one for the good guys. Who are actually the bad girls. It's one of the great paradoxes of the universe.