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[dead_of_go]

*Sai is currently painting the lake, in ink. Also there may just be tiny ink animals spying on various people and things in camp*

((So I got distracted by lack of computer and Will getting in. I should really wrap this up in the next couple of days. Also! Anyone who has an unfinished thread with Sai and wants to finish it is welcome to poke me!))

Comments

[parasol_hero]

I've been looking for you.

You'd better not be too busy to hear what I've got to say to you.

[dead_of_go]

I can listen. *painting some toucans now... with an abstract background that may be slightly disturbing*

But I wonder why someone I've never met is looking for me.

[parasol_hero]

::raising an eyebrow at that background::

You are in serious need of getting some of your priorities straight in regards to combat situations.

[dead_of_go]

*fake smile go bye-bye* And who might you be to instruct me on combat?

[parasol_hero]

The Great Hero Rosalyn, Master of the Lighting Rapier and representative of the justice of my world.

And you're a ninja from Konoha, I take it. One would think they'd have covered something this fundamental during your training.

[dead_of_go]

*not at all impressed. not much of anything really* ...

*turning back to the painting*

I am well versed in all fundamentals of combat.

[parasol_hero]

::and not at all impressed you're not at all impressed::

Not if you prevent an opponent from nourishment before a fight!

[dead_of_go]

*ok, so you're a crazy, delusional crone. I'm going to paint instead of listening to you*

...

[parasol_hero]

::not to be deterred, I have dealt with the likes of you people dotting at me before!::

I have dealt with opponents who, from lack of food, have collapsed during battle, now, this is not exactly anyone's idea of an honourable fight.

[dead_of_go]

...

If the opponent is a threat to Konoha and faints from hunger it makes it less difficult to remove that threat.

[parasol_hero]

You say that now, but have you ever had an opponent pass out on top of you right when you were trying to do them an injury, Mr...?

[dead_of_go]

Such things can be dealt with.

I am Sai.

[parasol_hero]

Not if they're possessed an incredible mass and bulk and outweigh you by-

-Sai? Is the Director bringing in people with the same names, or something? Two Sais, two Rues...

[dead_of_go]

Yes, even that can be dealt with. It isn't hard to tell if someone is about to faint most times.

. . .

[parasol_hero]

Not if they wait until you've moved in for the kill before they decide to collapse on you.

...Ah, it's nothing. I just know someone else here by that name. He used to like painting like that, too, when he was alive, although I don't believe his drawings come to life like that.

[dead_of_go]

If you cannot dodge someone falling over how would you dodge a counter attack? You must be slow, old crone.

That is a jutsu. Wait, alive?