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2nd_slinger in campfuckudie

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Jul 31, 2006 21:32

So... It's a summer camp. In a swamp. With zombies. And gorillas. And some seriously questionable plumbing. On the plus side, there's no dueling banjos twanging hauntingly in the distance... yet.

Um.

Is there anybody here who's not gonna try to messily devour my brains if I ask them what this place is, and what I'm doing here?

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ifbirdordevil August 1 2006, 02:00:15 UTC

Banjos?

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:02:29 UTC

Deliverance?

ifbirdordevil August 1 2006, 02:04:21 UTC

I'm afraid I won't be much help if you're trying to delivery yourself from Camp Fuck You Die.

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:10:15 UTC

Right, gotcha. Any chance you can direct me towards somebody who can, then?

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rocketsforgaia August 1 2006, 02:00:45 UTC

The good news is that most people here won't devour your brains. The bad news is that the rest of us don't really have answers, either, so it's still a pretty suboptimal situation.

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:02:01 UTC

That's... uh, not entirely comforting.

rocketsforgaia August 1 2006, 02:23:16 UTC

It wasn't really meant to be. But, uh, if it helps, I can explain what I know...

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:28:39 UTC

I'm all ears, pal. Lay it on me.

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Audience! reallyoriginal August 1 2006, 02:01:38 UTC

You're in a summer camp, and you're here to solve a murder.

Re: Audience! 2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:03:25 UTC

Yeah, like that makes sense.

Re: Audience! reallyoriginal August 1 2006, 02:04:53 UTC

It doesn't make any sense, but it's the explanation the director gave.

princessbruiser August 1 2006, 02:03:10 UTC

There're lots of people here! But you've gotta be in the real camp instead of the woods if you wanna see more of us than zombies.

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:05:43 UTC

Oh. Thanks.

Um... Don't I know you?

princessbruiser August 1 2006, 02:13:24 UTC

Umm... I dunno. Who're you when you don't have your mask on?

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:26:09 UTC

I'm Johnny. And you're the Hayes girl, yeah? The, uh, mutant one who can bench press a Hummer?

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arse_nick August 1 2006, 02:03:21 UTC

There's no "Deliverance" here, Hatfield. It's Camp Fuck You Die. A year round summer camp. No, we don't know if it's "fuck you, die" or fuck, you die" only that they don't care. And you'd know better than I would why you've decided to get stuck in this bug infested pit.

2nd_slinger August 1 2006, 02:07:50 UTC

Hey, the dino-girl! Uh... Yorkes, right?

... Are you usually this sunny, or am I just especially lucky today?

arse_nick August 1 2006, 02:11:14 UTC

arse_nick August 1 2006, 02:13:03 UTC

Who the hell are you and how do you know my name? And, I don't mean the dino-girl one...

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