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[rokudaimeyo]

So, do I have to worry about anyone coming after me tonight to 1) tell me I'm someone's bitch, uke or sexual victim, 2) tell me how disappointing I am that I won't go with the sexual victim thing, 3) have someone threaten suicide by potato peeler or 4) have pretty girls plopping themselves down on my lap and suggesting..er. Things. And I'm not

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Ow.

[rokudaimeyo]

Yeaaah. Ow doesn't really cover it.

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I'm so glad you get all the fun.

[rokudaimeyo]

Next time it happens, I can come get you if you want!

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...I wouldn't wanna take you AWAY from all that.

[rokudaimeyo]

Nah, I'm all about sharing! It's all about life experience and all that crap, how could I not share!

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But to deprive you...how could I LIVE with myself?

[rokudaimeyo]

I'm a ninja, we're made of tough stuff. I can totally take it, you don't have to worry!