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[the_wildcat]

. . . Uh . . . this might sound a little weird comin' from me, but . . . anyone here good at painting nails? And can show me how?

Or--other stuff that teenage girls usually do?

ETA: You people are idiots!

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[idolies]

Well.

[the_wildcat]

Hey, Meer! You're good at girl stuff, right? I wanna try it.

[idolies]

Nail painting? What do you want done? French manicure? Just some color? Glittery sparkly things?

[the_wildcat]

I don't even know what a French manicure is.

[idolies]

Exfoliation, filing, a base coat, tips, and a final sealant layer.

[the_wildcat]

I don't know how to do any of those except filing!

[idolies]

You're lucky to be in the presence of a master.

[the_wildcat]

You can teach me how to do girly things! Uh, what else do you do?

[idolies]

I sing, I dance, I pretend to be able to play violin, and I can put waffles in a toaster.

[the_wildcat]

Is that stuff girls do? There's giggling involved, right?

[idolies]

Yes, but that's natural.

[the_wildcat]

It doesn't come naturally to me! I need to learn!

[idolies]

Alright, what's the funniest thing you can think of?

[the_wildcat]

Mal and Boss winnin' a father/son drag competition.

[idolies]

Giggle about it.

[the_wildcat]

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