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[green_as_sin]

It seems it's that time again, with all the new people arriving. So, to spare myself having to answer the question more than I have to - my name is Elphaba, and no, there's nothing wrong with my skin. I don't know why it's this way, just that I was born with it, and no, I'm not related to anybody green. Nor am I a vegetable. This should go without

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[manofsteal]

People're stupid sometimes.

[green_as_sin]

Thank you for that observation, I can't see how I missed seeing that myself.

[manofsteal]

Welcome!

Can I have some tea?

[green_as_sin]

Sure, I have enough.

*pours him a cup and offers it*

[hot4shoes]

There's a ball?

[green_as_sin]

Apparently. Some sort of costume ball.

[hot4shoes]

It's a costume party and it's not even Halloween? How lame!

[green_as_sin]

Not quite how I would put it, but I wasn't too keen on the idea myself.

[classchair]

I can always find time to share tea with a woman as beautiful as yourself, whether there is a ball or not.

[green_as_sin]

You can have some tea, but spare me the insincere flattery.

[and_thats_it]

I'm delighted to see it's not just me who gets told off for being 'insincere'.

[green_as_sin]

Of course it's insincere, as it is not honest.

[sent_to_try_us]

I didn't mean you were a vegetable, Elphie.

[green_as_sin]

You were hardly the first person to mention it, Glinda.

[sent_to_try_us]

I'm sure they were simply struck by the similarity in color!

[green_as_sin]

Do they commonly call pigs roses?

[master_of_mon]

The ball was kinda confusin'. Good food though!

...wait a sec, are you a vegetable?

[green_as_sin]

It's over?

No, I am not.

[master_of_mon]

Nah, I left early. Dances aren't my kinda thing.

Juuust checkin'! Not an eggplant, right?

[green_as_sin]

Mine, either.

Not any kind of flora.