*JAILBREAK!*
We did it! Took us almost a month... an' I can't feel my arms... an' we had to spoon our way through ten feet o' solid brick... but we made it!
Oh, man, it feels so good to be out of that dingy little cell. No offense to Lord Sun Ce or nothin', but he's a pretty lousy roommate when he's hungry. My sword has bite marks.
So, what'd I miss? Besides showers. I miss those right now. Yeah, when you're locked up in a prison run and inhabited by gorillas, let's see if you use the showers too.
Oh, man, it feels so good to be out of that dingy little cell. No offense to Lord Sun Ce or nothin', but he's a pretty lousy roommate when he's hungry. My sword has bite marks.
So, what'd I miss? Besides showers. I miss those right now. Yeah, when you're locked up in a prison run and inhabited by gorillas, let's see if you use the showers too.