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[green_as_sin]

I had thought my... animal curse had worn off. I should have known better thammmmmmmmmm/8 den x h

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than to underestimate camp.

I found this strange animal in my boots, and ac tjiure

Comments

[82percentmanly]

Oh how cute! Is it named Bill? It should be named Bill.

[green_as_sin]

...I haven't givbvxxxxt

given it a name.

[82percentmanly]

...or you could name it bvxxxt. Or Asdl;f. Sort of hard to pronounce, but...

[green_as_sin]

I wouldn't know how to pronounce bvxxxt either.

[82percentmanly]

I imagine it'd be like Buvzikst. Has anyone adopted him yet?

[green_as_sin]

Either Aridsaaaasdfffffffff... Ari or Roxas, once they decide.

[82percentmanly]

Cool. As long as they're going to a good home. I mean, you seem like the kind of person who might eat it, no offense, and I'm an iguana man myself.

[green_as_sin]

...

Excuse me.

[82percentmanly]

Oh, you know, traditional witches even ate small German children and cats and things. And you have the green skin going. But I'm not going to judge, I was evil too. Just. Less with the cannabilism and I like my meat cooked.

[green_as_sin]

...I do not harm animals.

[82percentmanly]

Okay, okay!

...so just small German children?

[green_as_sin]

..............

no.

[82percentmanly]

...you're not an evil witch?

[green_as_sin]

I wouldn't classify myself as one, no.

[82percentmanly]

Oh, okay! Looks can be decieving, I mean, you wouldn't guess that I was a supervillain, and people wouldn't guess that you're not a child and chinchilla eating witch. I'm Andrew, by the way.

[green_as_sin]

You don't behave like anyone who would call themselves a supervillian.

...Elphaba.