All right, I figured maybe you people are right and we're all trapped here. And sure, you know an older version of me, I can believe that after the fight with the big fat octopus the other night.
So I thought, "hey, let's take a look at this laptop, see what kind of things I'm into when I'm older!"
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Apparently, I grow up to be a pervert who stashes his computer with cheap softcore pornography.
I refuse to believe this. Please tell me it's nothing but a lame joke or I'll grow up again with some kind of horrible trauma.