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[fuckyoucamp]

Why haven't you children found the killer yet? I bring together the greatest young minds and all you brats can do is cry, question sexuality, and ponder feminine hygiene.

Have I not pressed upon you the darkness of the situation? Work harder, children. First person to bring forth strong evidence earns a clean mattress.

- Camp Director

Comments

[axl_bullets]

I'm a Hunter, not a detective. D:

[_mr_sandman]

And I am a sociopath ninja.

I am not under the impression that the camp director really cares at this point.

[khym_chanur]

>> I'm a Hunter, not a detective.
> And I am a sociopath ninja.

Together, they fight crime!!

[i_am_not_food]

Just thnk of it as hunting the murderr! Yeah thats it.

[axl_bullets]

Right! ^o^

...but usually I know who I'm supposed to be hunting! x.x

Wait, if Mavericks hurt humans and almost everybody here is human so the murderer probably is too, would hunting the murderer make us Mavericks? Because that would really suck. D:

[i_am_not_food]

... Wel, see, if we find out who the murderer is then we should detain them and then take them to the propr authorities. its in the humns' best intersts, anyway, to get rid of somone who's endanering their safety!

[axl_bullets]

Right!

[axl_bullets]

...hey, X, is it just me or are you missing letters?

THEY DIDN'T EAT YOUR CPU, DID THEY?

OR YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU? D:

[i_am_not_food]

I dont think I'd be workng if they ate my CPU. Jus a guess.

Shooting zombies wih my bster at point blank range seems to hve been a bad idea.

[axl_bullets]

DID THEY GET ZOMBIE GOO IN YOUR PROCESSORS? D:

[i_am_not_food]

iThink so. D:

[axl_bullets]

EEEEEEW.

[i_am_not_food]

Itt's not really very fun. Tohru-san said she had windx though and ive heard that Winde fixes all prblems!

[axl_bullets]

No, duct tape fixes all problems.

But Windex might work for this, at least. :D

[i_am_not_food]

Yeah I dout tape would help much with my malfnctioning motr skills unlss I really wantd to lose all abilty to use my fingers. Whch is a thought I guess, but not a particularly good/usful on .

[axl_bullets]

...sounds like it's getting worse. You should clean that gunk out. D: