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[insertbaldjoke]

...so, hey!

While I'm still zen!

Sound of one hand clapping?

Me, I wanna say backhand but that'd be the easy choice, oi. Drums? Or me going live wire on someone just 'cause they were kinda, eh, unlucky this past weekend? Or maybe it's not me who's losing it a little, let's chalk this one up to the docs on the hospital working their sweet asses

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[veryshocking]

...so, uh, how's that going for you?

[insertbaldjoke]

...not too bad actually!

Just 'cause it's summer doesn't mean they gotta be snippy with the AC though, oi.

[veryshocking]

Ooooh, careful with that.

I like your take on zen, though. Profound. Or something like that, anyway.

[insertbaldjoke]

Yeah, yeah. Kept thinking maybe I oughta take a vacation? ...but then I realize I haven't done a damn lick of work for months. Every day's a holiday.

Why, thank you! Figured someone had to appreciate it! Thought that kinda thing was up to interpretation anyway, y'know?

[cotton_eyed]

You were hurt?

[insertbaldjoke]

Nah. Maybe. Didn't get into any fights. Shame, too, 'cause from what I heard that shit was primetime entertainment. Just kinda sat around, I guess. Dangerous and all. Power everywhere, so if I lifted a finger I'd probably lift a whole hand, if that makes any sense.

[cotton_eyed]

Oh, us either. ...I think.

That makes sense!

[insertbaldjoke]

Good, good, was hoping the brats wouldn't run headlong into anything. Any of your friends lose it? What about Agito?

[commander_bitch]

I would not accuse you of staring at my ass, Ikkaku. And I've only left my bed a couple of times because I wanted air on the roof.

What do you mean by skirt thing?

[insertbaldjoke]

That'd make you the first of your kind. Weeell, second if you count me but everyone thinks I'm out for something. Which's just. No.

Skirt thing! Uniform, ain't it?

[commander_bitch]

.. it's not a skirt.

[insertbaldjoke]

Men in flowery kimonos say that too y'know.

[angelamourpeach]

Aah-- Thank you, Ikkaku-san.

I don't... really feel like I have the right idea, though.

[insertbaldjoke]

Right, right. How's that work? You alright?

[angelamourpeach]

Yeah...

...

...no.

I dunno.

I don't... really know what I'm doing anymore.

[insertbaldjoke]

Ain't the same as what you were doing in the first place?

[lawofcamp]

Too long; didn't read.

[insertbaldjoke]

...eh maybe it's better that way!

[lawofcamp]

Is something wrong?

Would a lava lamp help?

[insertbaldjoke]

Yes? No? Maybe so? Not too sure of that myself. Buuut leaning towards the first one.

...the hell's a lava lamp and why d'you think it'd help.