*because timespace means nothing and Ken told me to*

[got_krisma]

[It's midnight, and for once, Camp Fuck You Die is peaceful, and silent, save for small, nighttime sounds. Among these include the occasional snore from a cabin, or a creak of a sentient tree. Among these are the heavy, but quiet footfalls of Carrot as he proceeds along a beat of his own design, checking for dangers and crime, but as mentioned,

Comments

[classprotector]

...Carrot.

[got_krisma]

What ho, good ca-- oh, good evening Buffy! What are you doing awake?

[classprotector]

Well, the ringing helped, but I'm usually awake around now. Vampire Slayers keep weird hours.

You're gonna get your ass kicked. I mean this in a friendly, worried way.

[got_krisma]

But I don't have a donkey, Buffy.

[classprotector]

...Right. Um. Get mad and try to hurt you.

[got_krisma]

Yes, some people are not taking too kindly to the procedure... At least it reminds me a little of home.

[classprotector]

If you wake people up to tell them nothing's wrong at home then yeah, I can see them having a pretty similar reaction.

[got_krisma]

Well, they used to be mad, and now it's only mild complaining, so perhaps the camp will condition itself?

[classprotector]

Have you ever though about just telling people if there's a problem and staying quiet when there's not?

[got_krisma]

That's an interesting suggestion, Buffy. *ponders*

[classprotector]

It'd probably get you a lot less shot.

...You use moogles, right? Or something?

[got_krisma]

I don't know what moogles are.

[classprotector]

...Yeah, okay, come over here for a second, kay?

[got_krisma]

Certainly, Buffy. *does so*

[classprotector]

*gestures to moogle* This is a moogle. They're in every cabin. If you talk to it, it'll ask if you want to save your game. Saving your game means if something bad happens to you--you get killed somehow, basically, it'll bring you back to life. It's not something that happens much, but...if you're okay with it, it's good to be on the safe side.

[got_krisma]

That sounds very useful!

Er...

Do you think I could use it now?