May 20, 2006 10:38
CHER HOROWITZ DEPRESSION SHOCK
Rumour has it that her failure to find Marco a girlfriend sent Cher Horowitz into a deep depression. She avoids her friends, barely leaves her room and lives her life in a daze.
Our intelligence suggests that she hasn't done anything remotely interesting since kissing a ninja and, when pressed, is only able to talk about kitten rearing.
What will become of this tragic girl?
Um. I think my computer wants me to get out more and talk to more people.