CHER HOROWITZ DEPRESSION SHOCK

May 20, 2006 10:38

CHER HOROWITZ DEPRESSION SHOCK
      Rumour has it that her failure to find Marco a girlfriend sent Cher Horowitz into a deep depression. She avoids her friends, barely leaves her room and lives her life in a daze.
      Our intelligence suggests that she hasn't done anything remotely interesting since kissing a ninja and, when pressed, is only able to talk about kitten rearing.
      What will become of this tragic girl?

Um. I think my computer wants me to get out more and talk to more people.
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