Hello.

[horror_wine]

Hello. My name is Coraline Jones. Sorry, but could somebody tell me where I am? My mum says not to talk to strangers, but I think that this is an emergency. Because this isn't my backyard, even though I was only there a few minutes ago. And I'm pretty sure it isn't Disney Land, but I'm pretty sure I saw Tinkerbell just now. I suppose that sounds

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[and_thats_it]

Hello, little girl! You're in Oz.

[fromthelostdays]

...No, she's not.

[and_thats_it]

Oh dear, maybe she's not. I'm in Oz. Where are you?

[fromthelostdays]

Louisiana.

[and_thats_it]

That's a funny name for a place.

[horror_wine]

I know you! You're the Scarecrow from "The Wizard of Oz," aren't you?

[and_thats_it]

That's right, little girl! At least I hope it is. I'm in Oz, and I'm a Scarecrow! Do you want to go see the Wizard? I can point you in the right way, if I can remember...

[horror_wine]

This camp is in Oz?

[and_thats_it]

The ragdoll lady says she's in Louisiana, but I'm in Oz. My cornfield is here.

[horror_wine]

I don't see a cornfield.

[and_thats_it]

It's over there! *points in both directions at once*

[horror_wine]

[Laughing a little.]

Where?

[and_thats_it]

Why, over there!

*pointing up and down this time*

[horror_wine]

No it isn't!

[and_thats_it]

Yes it is!

[horror_wine]

You really are a very silly scarecrow.