Hello.

[horror_wine]

Hello. My name is Coraline Jones. Sorry, but could somebody tell me where I am? My mum says not to talk to strangers, but I think that this is an emergency. Because this isn't my backyard, even though I was only there a few minutes ago. And I'm pretty sure it isn't Disney Land, but I'm pretty sure I saw Tinkerbell just now. I suppose that sounds

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[arse_nick]

It's a place full of Disney right now, but very not Disneyland. You're in a summer camp even though it's not summer and nobody can get out. Stay away from the lake, food not from the Mess Hall and the zombies.

[horror_wine]

That's stupid. I bet you're just making that up.

[arse_nick]

Kid, one of the first things you should know about me is I don't lie. That's something I leave up to your parents...

[horror_wine]

My parents don't lie to me, except about me liking food made from recipes and shots not hurting and such. They're just forgetful sometimes.

[arse_nick]

All parents lie about something, or else Santa Claus wouldn't be so damn popular. You can choose not to believe me, if anything it means you're a smart kid because I am a stranger, but go ahead and ask around and look for yourself to see if what I'm saying is true.

[horror_wine]

Well. Everybody else is saying the same thing as you.

What's your name, then?

[arse_nick]

Which is good. Because either you believe me and will be cautious, or you'll suspect everything and be cautious.

The name most people know me by in camp is Arsenic.

[horror_wine]

Isn't that a kind of poison?

[arse_nick]

It is. But I picked the name because it was the name of an old movie, Arsenic and Old Lace. Old Lace is the name of my dinosaur, so we go together...

[horror_wine]

You got to pick your own name? You have a dinosaur?

[arse_nick]

It's the name I chose when I got Old Lace. I still use the one my parents gave me, but normally with people I'm closer with because for a while I couldn't trust anybody and it's a hard habit to break.

Yes, she doesn't bite unless someone is trying to mess with me. *gestures to Old Lace who comes wandering up* And as you can see, I'm not just making this up...

[horror_wine]

Wow. That's really cool.

[arse_nick]

[Old Lace likes compliments]

Rrrrrr...

[horror_wine]

You're matching, did you know that?

[arse_nick]

What do you mean, matching?

[horror_wine]

Oh. Never mind. At first I thought the top of Old Lace's head was purple, like your hair, but now she looks more blue.