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[and_thats_it]

*yells are coming from the direction of Girls 10*

Sir, I'm sorry, but this is where I live. Let me go! I have no idea why you've chosen now to try to find me a new cabin, but

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Yes, sir! Right up there!

[and_thats_it]

Oh, yes. I'm a scarecrow! We're always stuffed with straw.

[and_thats_it]

Then you wouldn't need any scarecrows!

They eat all the corn in my field, you know.

[and_thats_it]

Well, yes. But I'm not very scary. Can't even scare a crow away. They steal my stuffing.

[and_thats_it]

What's a gun?

[and_thats_it]

What's a sling?

There aren't any rocks here. Just the Yellow Brick Road and the fence and the corn and me.

[and_thats_it]

What's hallucinatory?

Well, the Yellow Brick Road isn't here any more. Someone stole it.

[and_thats_it]

Oh yes! Look!

*pulls straw out of his chest*