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[insertbaldjoke]

. . .

I am bald. BALD. This is all your fault.

[OOC: I'm off to Disneyland. Seriously. I'll be back later if you want to comment.]

Comments

[zero_justice]

Did someone shave your head while you were sleepin' or somethin'?

[insertbaldjoke]

No.

[zero_justice]

Then did they pluck all your hairs out one by one an' then pluck your eyebrows an' then put bad eyemakeup on you?

[doctorquincy]

OI WATCH IT YOU DAMN BRAT.

[doctorquincy]

...y'know, Doc, I always figured you wanted my body buuut I never guessed this's what you had in mind.

[streussal]

WRYYYYYYYY?!

[nights_mistress]

Because it would break our souls.

Or just Yumichika's. And Ishida's now that I think on it.

[insertbaldjoke]

Not. Funny.

[lick_it_]

You were always bald.

[insertbaldjoke]

Just die.

[lick_it_]

W-why would you say something like that?!

[insertbaldjoke]

Because I do not like you.

[nights_mistress]

Hiiiiiiiiii~! ♥ At least you don't have to worry about brushing your hair of a morning!

[insertbaldjoke]

. . .

[nights_mistress]

Things could be worse! You could have swapped things other than your personality, such as abilities and whatnot.

Or you might have done that too, at which point I say "WE'RE ALL DOOMED!" and wait for Kenpachi to find out.

[insertbaldjoke]

Oh dear god.

[commander_bitch]

... amnesia too, maybe?

[doctorquincy]

The hell're you talkin' about, Yzak?

[commander_bitch]

I'm guessing he might have had hair at some point in the past, and his amnesia's gone back to a time like that?

[doctorquincy]

...like hell I'm gonna discuss that with you right now. Yzak, c'mon, get with the damn program.