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[ichigoyouidiot]

Everyone at this camp is drunk or gay. (Especially that Sasuke idiot. Why does he keep denying it? In all of the manga I read of Ichigo's and I don't know why he had THOSE, the characters who admit they're gay usually get themselves in pretty hot relationships. I wonder what he's scared of

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[iamalazybastard]

Sasuke's just saying this so other guys won't come after him. He's saving himself for when Naruto gets here.

[iamalazybastard]

Someon must keep a camera ready for when that happens. :D

[_mr_sandman]

I believe we could become very good friends, Nara.

[iamalazybastard]

I do, too, so could you please ask your sister to stop stalking me if when we leave this place? Not that she's bad or anything. I just don't like girls.

[revolutiondyke]

I'm sorry, my selective masculine hearing just turned on... I could have sworn I heard one of you talking about girls. Girls? Where? Who?

(OOC: That entire phrase was said with no sarcasm whatsoever! :D)

[iamalazybastard]

You and Tohru seem to be the only normal girls here. And by normal I mean you're not a problem to me, so I'd like to be friends.

[revolutiondyke]

Well, you are one of the few males who do not seem to be stealing the ladies of the camp away from me, so you're on my good side.

Everyone's calling you Nara, but you wince when they say it. What's your name?

(I think you may be the very first person who has ever called me "normal"...)

[iamalazybastard]

The name's Shikamaru.

Normal in terms of not swooning over Sasuke, who is undoubtedly gay, so why, girls, do you want him so??

[revolutiondyke]

Shikamaru. Nice ring to it. Call me Utena.

I'll never figure out why anyone would like that ass quacker, unless they were also gayer than Elton John's coin purse.

Luckily for me, my powers of seduction seem to slowly but surely working on the other females of this camp. *smiles smugly*

[iamalazybastard]

Alright.

Good luck with that. I'm sure once Naruto gets here, Sakura will be all yours.

[ore_no_kachi]

A flaming friend of mine used to say it was because they like guys they can't have. Which was apparently why he hit on them despite being gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

[_mr_sandman]

She is stalking you?

I was unaware of this. I will talk with her.

I think she may be gravitating towards you in self-defense against Kankuro's fratboy tendencies. After a while, flatulence jokes do get old. And he keeps his damn puppets in the bathroom and they just sit there STARING AT YOU WHILE YOU PEE AND GODDAMMIT YOU JUST KNOW THERE IS A CAMERA HOOKED UP IN THERE er.

...Since I like you, I will refrain from commenting about what it is you /do/ like, and warn you about leaving yourself open like that again.

Do not leave yourself open like that again.

[iamalazybastard]

Thank you.

Leave myself open? What in the world are you talking about?