The Banana Is Suspiciously Bright Magenta

[only_sane_one]

My mattress attempted to consume me last night. You can be sure that I learned how to operate the shotgun very quickly

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[iamalazybastard]

Would you be willing to make me a mattress as well in exchange for disinfectant?

[only_sane_one]

I will make one for you, but you will have to find your own supplies.

Disinfectant would be welcome. I was afraid I might have to burn everything in our cabin.

[iamalazybastard]

Done and done.

How many bottles do you need? Shinn has a whole case and I don't know why.

[only_sane_one]

We need enough to clean an entire cabin. Inside and out.

Is there holy water anywhere in this camp?

We may need it to purify the door. It growls at people when you close it.

[iamalazybastard]

I don't think there's any holy water here, though I'm sure if you ask that Elric guy, he'd be willing to transmute your door if you offer him something.