Alright. I am TIRED of all your HORRIBLE accusations...
...so I've decided to come clean. I know you all have been waiting for this, especially the Dib-human. Wipe that stupid smirk off your abnormally large head.
I AM REALLY A DEMON FROM THE EIGHTH CIRCLE OF WHAT YOU PITIFUL HUMANS REFER TO AS HELL. I was trapped in this form and stripped of my powers in a freak accident involving a strip club, a human lawyer-beast, and an animal of bovine origins.
YOU MAY STOP MAKING ACCUSATIONS THAT I AM AN ALIEN NOW, SINCE DEMONS ARE NORMAL AND ALIENS ARE NOT.
I AM REALLY A DEMON FROM THE EIGHTH CIRCLE OF WHAT YOU PITIFUL HUMANS REFER TO AS HELL. I was trapped in this form and stripped of my powers in a freak accident involving a strip club, a human lawyer-beast, and an animal of bovine origins.
YOU MAY STOP MAKING ACCUSATIONS THAT I AM AN ALIEN NOW, SINCE DEMONS ARE NORMAL AND ALIENS ARE NOT.