IT'S ONLY FUN IF YOU DOUBLE POST
Okay, see these apps?
1. They're all for the same character.
2. They're all long.
For 1) VOTE ON THEM AS IF THEY WERE THE ONLY ONE. You're not choosing which definite one now, just which ones you'd like to see again. Is that clear? So you can vote yes for all of them, that's fine.
For 2) Oh, read it all, you pussies. It'll only take a minute, and didn't we pay you that respect when you apped?
*cracks whip and laughs maniacally* Same old voting rule applies: NON-PLAYERS CANNOT VOTE.
But the rest of you, VOTE.
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon: Stuck-up but dorky, and can play the drama
queen when it suits him. Chip the size of a redwood
tree on his shoulder when it comes to Shinigami. Class
nerd with the grades to prove it. And proud member of
the school handicrafts/embroidery club (I kid you
not).
What a distasteful name for a camp - you would think
people would put in a little more effort with such
things.
The place appears to have horny zombies, perverted
gorillas and licentious goats - it also has Kurosaki,
which isn’t saying much. And where Kurosaki is,
Kuchiki-san and Inoue-san cannot be far behind.
Is it not enough that I have to tolerate Kurosaki’s
idiocy already for the rest of the year? Fortunately
Kuchiki-san leaves me well alone, an arrangement which
suits my purpose. And I wish Inoue-san would
do the same except it is uncomfortably difficult to be
curt with her and not feel like a heel.
But it is also the only camp that offers Arts and
Crafts as more than a pathetic elective.
My genius deserves to shine.
Poll So?
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon:Ishida is the sole surviving member of the Quincy Archer clan. Extremely competitive and a stickler for perfection, his main interests lie in 1) sewing 2) trying to one up Ichigo (and probably everybody else) 3) trying to look cool doing it. However, he's terrible at lying and his closet gawkiness does surface every now and then... He also fancies Orihime, but unfortunately the feeling isn't quite as mutual (not in the manga, anyway), which might explain why he's desperate to prove himself better than everyone else.
I... guess should mention his signature 'Quincy battle wear' is a priest-like white ensemble complete with cape, and he is now the proud owner of a glove not quite unlike that of Michael Jackson's... ahem.
Link to series:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_%28anime%29
Link to Character Bio:
http://www.yoridori.org/kubo/bleach/ishida.html
Saturday: May 14 : 5:20pm EST
My list of (totally) random things that bears no correlation to my entry below.
1) Uniform
2) Cape
3) Spare cape
4) Glove
5) Tidy Whites
6) Socks
7) Sewing Kit.
8) Medication
9) Mineral Water
10) Toothbrush/Toothpaste/Floss
11) Cleanser/ Moisturizer/Toner
12) Sunblock SPF 15+
13) Wet Wipes.
14) Industrial strength cleaner
15) Scouring pad
16) Bible
17) "Kid A" album Cd by Radiohead
18) "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks
19) "The Metrosexual guide to style" by Michael Flocker.
20) "Sew Fast Sew Easy" by Elissa K. Meyrich
Huh. It figures I had to stumble into this camp while I was out in the middle of nowhere for no particular reason. Mind you, this has got absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I am hurt that Orihime would ask Kurosaki and Kuchiki along to this camp but not me, and that I had meticulously orchestrated this all week -- and even gone as far as to draft a list of survival essentials, and queued all night at the local 24hr pharmacy so I can make good on my midnight saver's discount card....
Just so you people don't get the wrong idea, you understand.
You'll see. I'll prove that I can rough it out here. Without proper sanitation even. Ha, I didn't even pack toilet paper!
...not because it wouldn't fit into my bag and I had to throw it out.
Father was right, the living is in more dire need of saving than the dead.
When this place claims to be the 'the happiest place on earth', that pamphlet that I did not swipe from Kurosaki while he wasn't looking certainly said nothing about this being the gayest place on earth!
Darn it!! Why are the zombies coming on to me in strange unholy matrimonial ways?!
Oh. My. God.
What if Orihime starts picking up ZOMBIE?!
What if the bathrooms are COMMUNAL?!
What if the campers are all BETTER than me?!
What if the track suits have BUTTONS?!
What if I get MUDDY BLOODSTAINS on my NEWLY WASHED CAPE?!
ARE THOSE MUDDY BLOODSTAINS ON MY NEWLY WASHED CAPE?!
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
*Ahem.*
I should set up a temporary shelter up in the Arts and Craft hut and observe how the campers interact. More importantly , I need to find smart people and learn of their weaknesses so I can beat them and look totally cool in front of the girls.
This will be a walk the park.
Show them no fear, Quincy. Remember, Jesus loves you. And Superman wears a cape too, so no one can touch you in strange places.
Poll So?
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon: (mod note: see above, really. The only thing to add is that ISHIDA IS SUCH A DORK THAT YES, god help us yes, the loser does pack extra capes. Hee.)
Oh what a delightful day this is: the sun is shining, the trees are green, the flowers are pollinating and many strange objects are flying across the morning sky! But, wait, behold! I see something coming this way! It resembles a rather strange hybrid of germinating onion globules atop tentacle-like appendages, which dripped some sort of .. green slime? What I am seeing is a creature, and yes, I am certain it is a living thing, but what amazes me is the peculiar twitching about its left side. Every once in a while, it does a parabolic flip while maintaining a general curve of sine and ejects (I think) sulfuric gas from its.. How something that appears so heavy and out of shape can manage to pierce the air with such high velocity astounds me. It smashes the law of aerodynamics and Newton's Third Law of Motion, but is nonetheless amazing. Grandfather once told me that if I did not understand something, I must do my utmost to get to the bottom of it. But what is that thing?
Last night, I arrived at this camp, burdened with ... surprisingly little luggage. It always seems to me that 'camp' = 'bags' x 15.25. Yes, there is always .75 left of YOUR bag SOMEWHERE along the way to your destination. Always. I shall prove it to you when I solve the murder mystery, which is mere child's play.
... and where was I? Ah, about the baggage: I was restricted to only 20 spare capes, no sewing kit and no medical supplies. At the very least, I should be allowed to keep the bandages. ONE ACTUALLY NEEDS THIS STUFF. In fact, I was tempted to give the man who took them away a dose of what it means to look down upon the pride of the Quincy. But I didn't. Because this man is simply an ignorant fool and will learn his lesson.
Speaking of ignorance, I have heard rumours that people I know also inhabit this place. I would like to make sure Kurosaki, if he is indeed here, does not get in my way. I WILL NOT PERMIT HIM TO WIN. Especially not over my dead body because you don't want to know what shinigami do to your body when you are dead Is Inoue-san around? Just wondering...
And that reminds me: the presence of an Arts and Crafts club here is exciting news. For even such a run-down hell-hole, where mindless zombies can undergo spontaneous meiosis as a result of gamma radiation, to provide such facilities is unexpected. But the rub exists where my sewing kit is concerned. I must get it back somehow. No, I have to.
It just occurred to me: those things - for lack of a better biological category - are zombies. I should be calm.. for I KNOW THE LETTER WARNED ME OF THEM, BUT NO ONE TOLD ME THEY WERE FOR REAL! AHH! IT'S COMING AT ME! And where is my cape????!
ugh.
EDIT: This so-called summer camp is a shinigami's blue-print of human
torture, isn't it? Whose clever idea was this? When I get out of here, I
swear on the pride of the Quincy that I will kill the ones responsible. AND
YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.
EDIT2: ISHIDA URYUU, THE LAST QUINCY, HATES YOU.
Poll So?
1. They're all for the same character.
2. They're all long.
For 1) VOTE ON THEM AS IF THEY WERE THE ONLY ONE. You're not choosing which definite one now, just which ones you'd like to see again. Is that clear? So you can vote yes for all of them, that's fine.
For 2) Oh, read it all, you pussies. It'll only take a minute, and didn't we pay you that respect when you apped?
*cracks whip and laughs maniacally* Same old voting rule applies: NON-PLAYERS CANNOT VOTE.
But the rest of you, VOTE.
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon: Stuck-up but dorky, and can play the drama
queen when it suits him. Chip the size of a redwood
tree on his shoulder when it comes to Shinigami. Class
nerd with the grades to prove it. And proud member of
the school handicrafts/embroidery club (I kid you
not).
What a distasteful name for a camp - you would think
people would put in a little more effort with such
things.
The place appears to have horny zombies, perverted
gorillas and licentious goats - it also has Kurosaki,
which isn’t saying much. And where Kurosaki is,
Kuchiki-san and Inoue-san cannot be far behind.
Is it not enough that I have to tolerate Kurosaki’s
idiocy already for the rest of the year? Fortunately
Kuchiki-san leaves me well alone, an arrangement which
suits my purpose. And I wish Inoue-san would
do the same except it is uncomfortably difficult to be
curt with her and not feel like a heel.
But it is also the only camp that offers Arts and
Crafts as more than a pathetic elective.
My genius deserves to shine.
Poll So?
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon:Ishida is the sole surviving member of the Quincy Archer clan. Extremely competitive and a stickler for perfection, his main interests lie in 1) sewing 2) trying to one up Ichigo (and probably everybody else) 3) trying to look cool doing it. However, he's terrible at lying and his closet gawkiness does surface every now and then... He also fancies Orihime, but unfortunately the feeling isn't quite as mutual (not in the manga, anyway), which might explain why he's desperate to prove himself better than everyone else.
I... guess should mention his signature 'Quincy battle wear' is a priest-like white ensemble complete with cape, and he is now the proud owner of a glove not quite unlike that of Michael Jackson's... ahem.
Link to series:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_%28anime%29
Link to Character Bio:
http://www.yoridori.org/kubo/bleach/ishida.html
Saturday: May 14 : 5:20pm EST
My list of (totally) random things that bears no correlation to my entry below.
1) Uniform
2) Cape
3) Spare cape
4) Glove
5) Tidy Whites
6) Socks
7) Sewing Kit.
8) Medication
9) Mineral Water
10) Toothbrush/Toothpaste/Floss
11) Cleanser/ Moisturizer/Toner
12) Sunblock SPF 15+
13) Wet Wipes.
14) Industrial strength cleaner
15) Scouring pad
16) Bible
17) "Kid A" album Cd by Radiohead
18) "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks
19) "The Metrosexual guide to style" by Michael Flocker.
20) "Sew Fast Sew Easy" by Elissa K. Meyrich
Huh. It figures I had to stumble into this camp while I was out in the middle of nowhere for no particular reason. Mind you, this has got absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I am hurt that Orihime would ask Kurosaki and Kuchiki along to this camp but not me, and that I had meticulously orchestrated this all week -- and even gone as far as to draft a list of survival essentials, and queued all night at the local 24hr pharmacy so I can make good on my midnight saver's discount card....
Just so you people don't get the wrong idea, you understand.
You'll see. I'll prove that I can rough it out here. Without proper sanitation even. Ha, I didn't even pack toilet paper!
...not because it wouldn't fit into my bag and I had to throw it out.
Father was right, the living is in more dire need of saving than the dead.
When this place claims to be the 'the happiest place on earth', that pamphlet that I did not swipe from Kurosaki while he wasn't looking certainly said nothing about this being the gayest place on earth!
Darn it!! Why are the zombies coming on to me in strange unholy matrimonial ways?!
Oh. My. God.
What if Orihime starts picking up ZOMBIE?!
What if the bathrooms are COMMUNAL?!
What if the campers are all BETTER than me?!
What if the track suits have BUTTONS?!
What if I get MUDDY BLOODSTAINS on my NEWLY WASHED CAPE?!
ARE THOSE MUDDY BLOODSTAINS ON MY NEWLY WASHED CAPE?!
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
I swear upon the pride of Quincy that I will not freak out.
*Ahem.*
I should set up a temporary shelter up in the Arts and Craft hut and observe how the campers interact. More importantly , I need to find smart people and learn of their weaknesses so I can beat them and look totally cool in front of the girls.
This will be a walk the park.
Show them no fear, Quincy. Remember, Jesus loves you. And Superman wears a cape too, so no one can touch you in strange places.
Poll So?
Character: Uryuu Ishida
Series: Bleach
Character Age: 16
Canon: (mod note: see above, really. The only thing to add is that ISHIDA IS SUCH A DORK THAT YES, god help us yes, the loser does pack extra capes. Hee.)
Oh what a delightful day this is: the sun is shining, the trees are green, the flowers are pollinating and many strange objects are flying across the morning sky! But, wait, behold! I see something coming this way! It resembles a rather strange hybrid of germinating onion globules atop tentacle-like appendages, which dripped some sort of .. green slime? What I am seeing is a creature, and yes, I am certain it is a living thing, but what amazes me is the peculiar twitching about its left side. Every once in a while, it does a parabolic flip while maintaining a general curve of sine and ejects (I think) sulfuric gas from its.. How something that appears so heavy and out of shape can manage to pierce the air with such high velocity astounds me. It smashes the law of aerodynamics and Newton's Third Law of Motion, but is nonetheless amazing. Grandfather once told me that if I did not understand something, I must do my utmost to get to the bottom of it. But what is that thing?
Last night, I arrived at this camp, burdened with ... surprisingly little luggage. It always seems to me that 'camp' = 'bags' x 15.25. Yes, there is always .75 left of YOUR bag SOMEWHERE along the way to your destination. Always. I shall prove it to you when I solve the murder mystery, which is mere child's play.
... and where was I? Ah, about the baggage: I was restricted to only 20 spare capes, no sewing kit and no medical supplies. At the very least, I should be allowed to keep the bandages. ONE ACTUALLY NEEDS THIS STUFF. In fact, I was tempted to give the man who took them away a dose of what it means to look down upon the pride of the Quincy. But I didn't. Because this man is simply an ignorant fool and will learn his lesson.
Speaking of ignorance, I have heard rumours that people I know also inhabit this place. I would like to make sure Kurosaki, if he is indeed here, does not get in my way. I WILL NOT PERMIT HIM TO WIN. Especially not over my dead body because you don't want to know what shinigami do to your body when you are dead Is Inoue-san around? Just wondering...
And that reminds me: the presence of an Arts and Crafts club here is exciting news. For even such a run-down hell-hole, where mindless zombies can undergo spontaneous meiosis as a result of gamma radiation, to provide such facilities is unexpected. But the rub exists where my sewing kit is concerned. I must get it back somehow. No, I have to.
It just occurred to me: those things - for lack of a better biological category - are zombies. I should be calm.. for I KNOW THE LETTER WARNED ME OF THEM, BUT NO ONE TOLD ME THEY WERE FOR REAL! AHH! IT'S COMING AT ME! And where is my cape????!
ugh.
EDIT: This so-called summer camp is a shinigami's blue-print of human
torture, isn't it? Whose clever idea was this? When I get out of here, I
swear on the pride of the Quincy that I will kill the ones responsible. AND
YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.
EDIT2: ISHIDA URYUU, THE LAST QUINCY, HATES YOU.
Poll So?