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If anyone speaks of my... "sacrifice"... to the tentacle monster again, I will force-feed their own body parts to them until they are nothing more than a mouth and a stomach. Then I will set them on fire. Then I will tear them into tiny bits. And then I will jump on the tiny bits.
I am not happy. I am dripping wet, in a flimsy bedsheet toga, and I do not know what was in that water, but it is making my skin itch.
No, I never learned how to swim. Shut up. It is not exactly a necessary skill out in the middle of a godforsaken desert.
Any idea how long it will be before the waters recede?
Haruno: No guarantees on your undergarment. I think you look better without it, anyway.
So...
...
Anyone know any good dead baby jokes?
Uchiha Sasuke... Were you aware that Orochimaru has an alias and is a registered sex offender in Ohio?
...Sometimes, I almost feel sorry for you.
Edit: OOC-ness.
Edit#2: :O!!!
I am not happy. I am dripping wet, in a flimsy bedsheet toga, and I do not know what was in that water, but it is making my skin itch.
No, I never learned how to swim. Shut up. It is not exactly a necessary skill out in the middle of a godforsaken desert.
Any idea how long it will be before the waters recede?
Haruno: No guarantees on your undergarment. I think you look better without it, anyway.
So...
...
Anyone know any good dead baby jokes?
Uchiha Sasuke... Were you aware that Orochimaru has an alias and is a registered sex offender in Ohio?
...Sometimes, I almost feel sorry for you.
Edit: OOC-ness.
Edit#2: :O!!!