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edogawa_conan in campfuckudie

I'm starting to dislike water

May 30, 2005 09:33

So, after completing my...mission AGGGH VINES!, I guess the combination of over-exertion and molestation trauma caused me to pass out. I just woke up now, back in kid form ( Read more... )

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naanima June 1 2005, 00:51:55 UTC

So, Conan-kun, how was your sleep? Was Kuroba all warm and cuddly? ^__^

edogawa_conan June 1 2005, 02:07:22 UTC

*sputters* What...why would I notice...yes he was, but...STOP MAKING MY BRAIN THINK THESE THINGS.

naanima June 1 2005, 02:15:26 UTC

^__^

But I'm only trying to help you find your inner-homosexual self. There is only one truth afterall ^_^ Beside, you are in the body of a 7-yr-old, I doubt your thoughts are that powerful.

edogawa_conan June 1 2005, 02:31:19 UTC

Stop making my catch phrase sound perverted! And you'd be surprised, with the antidotes and frustration I have...

naanima June 1 2005, 02:55:04 UTC

If you were truly innocent of such thoughts you wouldn't be even thinking of what I'm saying in a perverted way ^_^ I'm intrigued please contine :D

edogawa_conan June 1 2005, 02:57:45 UTC

I...that is....why, you...! Well, there was the dream I had involving a better use of Kuroba's footWAIT why am I telling you this!?

naanima June 1 2005, 03:03:01 UTC

You know, you should be glad that no one at the Camp actually knows 'Kudo Shinichi'. To think, the Great Detective, uh, detective's protege, being bested by an innocent, young girl is such a tragedy. oh my god, you mean, playing footsie under the table 0_o Conan, what have you been reading?! And you want to share because I won't tell anyone. (Only for my own perversity.) Honest.

edogawa_conan June 1 2005, 03:09:50 UTC

....My dignity went down the drain when I woke up seven years old. ....OH MY GOD IT WAS WORSE THAN WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH. MY BRAIN IS CORRUPTED. NOOOO WHERE'S THE BRAIN BLEACH!?

naanima June 1 2005, 03:14:46 UTC

So true. I mean having to pretend being a 7-yr-old, going to school, having a bath with girls, being stuffed down Heji's shirt... *dreamy smile* ...... YOU MUST SHARE! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH A DAMN FOOT?.... OMFG! CONAN! YOUR MIND IS A GUTTER. THE FRUSTRATION MUST BE KILLING YOU! SHARE! SHARE!

If you share, you might not have to think about it ever again. Or you might do something about it, then all the good for me.

edogawa_conan June 1 2005, 03:20:05 UTC

Stuffing me down his shirt was all Heiji's idea. That bastard.

...ohmygod. Kuroba is still near me. Nonono how am I supposed to look him in the face after that dream!? Nonononono....

I....I...

I DENY EVERYTHING.

naanima June 1 2005, 03:29:47 UTC

Quiet you. I'm having my moment here.

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OK. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, your confused sexuality. Conan-kun, it is alright to admit it, you are a growing boy faster than most. Yeah, and then Kuroba is going to open his big eyes and then wham! We have a LoveStory.

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Deny all you want, I'm sure your brain will provide the happy thoughts without my help. though that doesn't mean I'm going to stop

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