if i could just kill a man

Sep 11, 2006 17:49

i think ben harper has this in his lyrics. i would change it of course to lynch....

we were robbed by an uninvited, unwanted roommate. we didnt ask him to stay and after the fourth time kicking him out of our backyard, i threatened to call the cops on him.

a week later (today), he breaks into our house and steals the following:
2 xboxes
hp pavillion laptop
2 phone chargers(???)
my passport!!!!!
50 dvds
2 cd wallets
20 video games
2 priceless old school cameras
a guitar that was left from his friend and matts guitar case
a few drum cymbols
and almost my dog!

he left the front door open with ransom out front (no collar), clothes and papers and such thrown all around our rooms, wiped the bottoms of his shoes on our counters (dog shit), and leaving us both with red in our eyes.

we cruised for a few hours (after filling giving a police report) hoping to track him down. to our dismay, no haquin. which i guess is good, because that means that we dont have bloody knuckles from pounding him into the ground. which may not have gone over well when we sue his ass. lets just all pray that he is stupid enough to take our stuff to the be pawned!!!
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