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Havnt written in a while so i decided to put this in
> 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
> >
> > 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
> > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole.
> > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
> > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
> > 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
> > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
> >with you.
> > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
> > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
> >that time of the month and nothing more.
> > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
> >mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
> > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
> > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
> > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell
> >us, if you don't.
> > 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
> > 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
> >Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
> > 15. We may not be able to piss accurately all of the time, but at
> >least we can stand up and piss.
> > 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
> >don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
> > 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would
> >be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
> >love us.
> > 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
> >sometimes.
> > 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
> >what you wish for.
> > 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
> >That's just mean.
> > 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh
> >when we believe you.
> > 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
> >better anyway.
> > 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
> >relationship.
> > 24. PMS is not an excuse.
> > 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should
> >put it up when you're done.
> > 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn
> >us on.
> > 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
> >stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
> > 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with
> >your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
> > 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
> >stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
> > 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but
> >we'll pretend like you are anyway.
> 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
> >
> > 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
> > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole.
> > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
> > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
> > 5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
> > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
> >with you.
> > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
> > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
> >that time of the month and nothing more.
> > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
> >mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
> > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
> > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
> > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell
> >us, if you don't.
> > 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
> > 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
> >Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
> > 15. We may not be able to piss accurately all of the time, but at
> >least we can stand up and piss.
> > 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
> >don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
> > 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would
> >be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
> >love us.
> > 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
> >sometimes.
> > 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
> >what you wish for.
> > 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
> >That's just mean.
> > 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh
> >when we believe you.
> > 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
> >better anyway.
> > 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
> >relationship.
> > 24. PMS is not an excuse.
> > 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should
> >put it up when you're done.
> > 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn
> >us on.
> > 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
> >stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
> > 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with
> >your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
> > 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
> >stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
> > 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but
> >we'll pretend like you are anyway.