PLAAAAAAY BAAAAAAALL!
Baseball season has begun, my friends. What an awesome country we live in. While everything else is going to hell, the evil villany of steroids in baseball is what ends up taking all the useful time of my dearest congresspeoples.
But while my new home team Giants deal with the whole
Barry Bonds Balco thing, my beloved
Pirates have already flung themselves into last place due to a bull pen implosion. Thanks go out to some dude named Capps and the irreplaceable Solomon "Ed" Torres.
Keeping on the baseball theme, the
Rotissorie draft is this Saturday and that's about as close as I going to get to a religious experience. I will rest on Sunday before conquering the rest of my roto competitors known as the
Idaho Crew.
God bless Todd Walker, may he carry the Cubs to the postseason, and to defeat in the Divisional Championship series against the PITTSBURGH PIRATES!