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yesterday, while attempting to brush my teeth, i but facewash on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.

i swear to god.

luckily, i noticed before i put it in my mouth. i rinsed it off and spent a few minutes laughing myself silly until i felt able to start all over again with real toothpaste.

i'm a winner.