May 10, 2006 08:48
I was told, this weekend, that the reason I have been getting stomach aches that only allow me to roll around on the floor like a colicking horse is because im lactose intolerant. OH. Maybe that explains why i get a stomach ache every time i drink a chai or a latte (but no, it doesn't explain why i continued to do so twice a day, every day) and, thank goodness, it does explain why i currently look like i am about 4 months pregnant. You do not know pain until your stomach has swollen to seven times its usual size, believe me.
Perhaps this is my punishment for spending my entire food budget on starbucks, fudgcical bars and yopliat yogurt in philly.