A GIANT ARSE FORK...to prove himself worthy of ranking the number 1 heir out of a possible 1.
The person who first told him the story of the fantabulous courage proving fork should be found and put in the stocks for a weekend. Coz you know he heard it somewhere.
Of course, on the other hand Gwaine and Merlin had a nice little weekend away before they met up with Arthur.
Re: It was a forkrainbow_connecJanuary 24 2011, 14:51:19 UTC
...to prove himself worthy of ranking the number 1 heir out of a possible 1.
THIS!!! IT ALWAYS BLOWS MY MINDS!!!! What part of sole heir does he and Camelot not understand??? I watched the Matrix this weekend and I'm going to guess this was his Neo moment.
"Psst Arthur...there is no spork."
And then what the hell happened to it? It's sitting next to the magic crystal and the goblin in the terribly, badly secured vaults of Camelot. Kills me.
At least we had the cute magician and the hot drunk...Merl and Gwaine Forever.
Gwaine & Merlin being adorable is all that sustained me, well THAT and GWEN being BAMF detective mustbethursday3January 24 2011, 15:02:16 UTC
It's almost like subconsciously Uther wants to only have one child - the overprotected/coddled, illegitimate, angry/spiteful/bitter, chip of the ol'block one ...like he lives to be wrong.
That fork - after ALL THAT - is totes forgotten in a vault somewhere... to be brought up when everyone's drunk at a feast sometime in the future. And Arthur will run off and get it and they'll chuck it like a javelin ...
Re: Gwaine & Merlin being adorable is all that sustained me, well THAT and GWEN being BAMF detectivescarlettpeonyJanuary 24 2011, 18:40:39 UTC
Arthur will go down into that vault, with those sons Uther said he'd have, in ten years time or so to have a good ol' tidy up and then one of them will find it and want to know the story.
"Well, it's a worthless folk, really," Arthur will tell them. "But I had to go through hell to get the bloody thing."
It sometimes feels like Uther might like to have just one child who is a mix of the two he has; take out the aspects of Arthur's personality he doesn't like and replace them with the fake kiss-arse Morgana. It clear deep down he wants to have the son more than anything. His affection towards Morgana really stems from guilt.
Re: Gwaine & Merlin being adorable is all that sustained me, well THAT and GWEN being BAMF detectiverainbow_connecJanuary 24 2011, 21:34:18 UTC
That fork - after ALL THAT - is totes forgotten in a vault somewhere... to be brought up when everyone's drunk at a feast sometime in the future. And Arthur will run off and get it and they'll chuck it like a javelin ... Good times.
I guess you tend to overcompensate when you've cheated on your wife with your best friend's wife and made a baby that you don't claim...but minor details never seem to bother Uther very much. :D
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The person who first told him the story of the fantabulous courage proving fork should be found and put in the stocks for a weekend. Coz you know he heard it somewhere.
Of course, on the other hand Gwaine and Merlin had a nice little weekend away before they met up with Arthur.
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THIS!!! IT ALWAYS BLOWS MY MINDS!!!! What part of sole heir does he and Camelot not understand??? I watched the Matrix this weekend and I'm going to guess this was his Neo moment.
"Psst Arthur...there is no spork."
And then what the hell happened to it? It's sitting next to the magic crystal and the goblin in the terribly, badly secured vaults of Camelot. Kills me.
At least we had the cute magician and the hot drunk...Merl and Gwaine Forever.
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That fork - after ALL THAT - is totes forgotten in a vault somewhere... to be brought up when everyone's drunk at a feast sometime in the future. And Arthur will run off and get it and they'll chuck it like a javelin ...
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"Well, it's a worthless folk, really," Arthur will tell them. "But I had to go through hell to get the bloody thing."
It sometimes feels like Uther might like to have just one child who is a mix of the two he has; take out the aspects of Arthur's personality he doesn't like and replace them with the fake kiss-arse Morgana. It clear deep down he wants to have the son more than anything. His affection towards Morgana really stems from guilt.
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I guess you tend to overcompensate when you've cheated on your wife with your best friend's wife and made a baby that you don't claim...but minor details never seem to bother Uther very much. :D
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