Two fics. Both prompted. Both for kink memes. Both CRACK.
Title: Third Party
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Merlin, Arthur/Gwen
Word Count: 388
Warnings: Crack, accidental voyeurism (or whatever you would call it if you didn’t actually see anything), and poor Merlin in an awkward situation
Disclaimer: I don’t own Merlin. All I possess is my adoration for it.
Summary: The prompt was “Arthur seduces Gwen into his bed; unbeknownst to him, Merlin is underneath.”
A/N: Written for the
Kink Meme at
ag_fics.
Sometimes even Merlin marvels at his own stupidity. Title: To The Highest Bidder
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Gwen/Arthur, Merlin, Sir Leon, OCs.
Word Count: 1,472
Warnings: Firstly, pretty cracky. Also: Subject of slavery. Subject of [men] being bought [by women] for sexual favors. Crude sexual comments. Some public humiliation. …But mostly upbeat?
Disclaimer: I don’t own Merlin. All I possess is my adoration for it.
Summary: After Arthur is captured by slave traders, Gwen, Merlin, and Sir Leon go on a covert op to buy him back at an auction.
A/N: Written for the prompt “Arthur/Gwen - Arthur is taken prisoner while off at war, but his captors have no idea who they've captured and make him a slave in a far-distant land. When Gwen finds out, she has to purchase him back.” (except I forgot the ‘while off at war bit’) for
Kink Me! #11 - Project Diversity at
kinkme_merlin.
This fic is going off the assumption that Leon knows about Gwen & Arthur. But he can keep the romance secret cuz he’s cool like that and one of Arthur’s besties or what have you.
“I came up with a plan and Merlin’s offered to help,” Sir Leon explained. “But for the plan to work best we need someone to act as a noblewoman.”