So I got in my head to think up insane crack fic ideas for Merlin. I thought I top myself with Pirates of the Caribbean, but today I came up with-
Beach Party Merlin
Ever seen those 60s Beach Party films with Frankie Avalon? Could you imagine the foursome in swimsuits and playing vollyball?
okay, the story is that beach town Camelot is in peril. The local teen hangout is being bought out by multimillionaire and real estate developer Uther Pendragon, who wants to tear it down and build a resort for snooty rich people. Arthur is the son back from college and hoping to impress his father by helping him with this deal and Merlin is the hapless kid who got roped into being his gofer, but resolves to save the teen hangout.
Gwen works at her father's surf board shop, and befriends Merlin. Then Arthur, and he rethinks his father's plans. Morgana is his stepsister who leads a double life as surfing girl.
Nimue could be greaser, 'cause I wondered how she would look in biker clothes.
So, is this the most insane idea you've ever heard?