In Dulci Jubilo
Author: alx_diamond
Title: In Dulci Jubilo
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: “You’re awful at this.”
Warnings: Dialogue only
Word Count: 347
Prompt: #214: Dancing
Author's Notes: Prequel-ish in the First Noel universe.
“You’re awful at this.”
“Fuck off.”
“I mean really, really terrible. I didn’t actually know it was possible for someone to be this bad at it.”
“I said fuck off.”
“It might honestly be worse than your cooking, and how that’s possible I shudder to imagine. Though you haven’t sent me to casualty with broken toes yet, despite your many attempts, so perhaps it is a notch above the food.”
“I’m going to send you to casualty with something else broken if you don’t shut up and stop ruining the moment, you absolute git.”
“Nah, you aren’t. It’s your favorite part of me. You’ve told me you need it to survive.”
“Damn it, Arthur, I’m serious. Can’t you just let me have this?”
“You know, if I weren’t intimately familiar with your cock, I’d be reasonably sure I just married a girl.”
“Oh yes, that would be much better, wouldn’t it? It’s not too late. We don’t have to finalize the paperwork. You can find some bint with big tits and have a real wedding for your real marriage and, and-”
“Oh, love. Love, no. I didn’t mean it like that. You know the only reason I didn’t hit him was that Morgana got there first. To hell with him and his bigotry; you’re so much more important to me than any of his opinions. I am your husband. You’re mine. This is our wedding.”
“Damn right it is.”
“Come here, that’s right, sniffle all over my two thousand pound tux. I love you, Merlin. That’s what all this fuss was about, remember? So go ahead and have your girly moment, I’ll be here and I’ll never want anyone else. Big tits or big cock notwithstanding.”
“I can’t believe-fuck, can’t stop crying either, I’m a mess. I can’t believe you’re insulting my cock in the middle of trying to comfort me, you great prat.”
“Of course you can.”
“God, I can. Weren’t you going to shut up and let me have my moment?”
“Yes, Mr Pendragon. Shutting up, Mr Pendragon.”
“I love you too, Mr Pendragon.”
Title: In Dulci Jubilo
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: “You’re awful at this.”
Warnings: Dialogue only
Word Count: 347
Prompt: #214: Dancing
Author's Notes: Prequel-ish in the First Noel universe.
“You’re awful at this.”
“Fuck off.”
“I mean really, really terrible. I didn’t actually know it was possible for someone to be this bad at it.”
“I said fuck off.”
“It might honestly be worse than your cooking, and how that’s possible I shudder to imagine. Though you haven’t sent me to casualty with broken toes yet, despite your many attempts, so perhaps it is a notch above the food.”
“I’m going to send you to casualty with something else broken if you don’t shut up and stop ruining the moment, you absolute git.”
“Nah, you aren’t. It’s your favorite part of me. You’ve told me you need it to survive.”
“Damn it, Arthur, I’m serious. Can’t you just let me have this?”
“You know, if I weren’t intimately familiar with your cock, I’d be reasonably sure I just married a girl.”
“Oh yes, that would be much better, wouldn’t it? It’s not too late. We don’t have to finalize the paperwork. You can find some bint with big tits and have a real wedding for your real marriage and, and-”
“Oh, love. Love, no. I didn’t mean it like that. You know the only reason I didn’t hit him was that Morgana got there first. To hell with him and his bigotry; you’re so much more important to me than any of his opinions. I am your husband. You’re mine. This is our wedding.”
“Damn right it is.”
“Come here, that’s right, sniffle all over my two thousand pound tux. I love you, Merlin. That’s what all this fuss was about, remember? So go ahead and have your girly moment, I’ll be here and I’ll never want anyone else. Big tits or big cock notwithstanding.”
“I can’t believe-fuck, can’t stop crying either, I’m a mess. I can’t believe you’re insulting my cock in the middle of trying to comfort me, you great prat.”
“Of course you can.”
“God, I can. Weren’t you going to shut up and let me have my moment?”
“Yes, Mr Pendragon. Shutting up, Mr Pendragon.”
“I love you too, Mr Pendragon.”